5 Qualities of Real Men
1.) Y Chromosome (a must!)
2.) Must be at least 18 years old
3.) Must have physical form: (spirits, ghosts, story characters and imaginary people are not acceptable) So…Even if your imaginary friend is a red-neck, he is NOT a real man.
4.) Must be human (not dogs, cats, chickens….well, you get the picture.)
5.) Must be Alive (My grandpa WAS a great man but his passed away.) Also, see #3.